They used to. Before they changed it to some roundish thing.

I’m not saying you can’t care, and I’m not saying that a quick 0-60 time isn’t a wonderful thing. I’m saying the current obsession that we’re seeing right now measuring 0-60 time down to the thousandth is stupid when you can’t easily take an 8-hour road trip in these cars yet. It’s a metric nearly nobody will actually…

With a pillowcase full of nickels I daresay you could “acquire” any car you wanted. See also : Sack full of doorknobs.

If you got the hid light package, it looks like the goldfish has eyebrows.

Took a photo of this sweet rally blue bugeye WRX in Columbus.

I’d eat that.

this might be a very good time to hide any red barchettas that you may have lying about somewhere outside of the city.

Yes. That sounds fun and sexy.

As soon as society starts giving me the same subsidized benefits for my cars and my animals that it gives breeders for their kids, I’ll be happy.

Except childbearing is an entirely self-inflicted hardship. Don’t expect me to bend over for you because you choose to breed some hellspawn.

The title of this is “Guaranteed Not-To-Happen Predictions for cars in 2017.”

...the crux of their conversation revolved around “a man going to the moon.” Naturally we must ask ourselves: does Trump know we’ve done that no less than a dozen times?