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I bet you’re a ball at parties...

Have you read anything written by Tyler? He's one of the most thorough and respected authors on Gawker.

It was a LaFerrari but, you're right. Fuck those bastards.

Stop feeding my obsession for Defenders. It’s driving me batshit!!

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“was in employment”

What was once old is new again.

This from the commenter who clearly wasn’t an English major.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

It absolutely blows my mind how New Horizons is over 3 billion miles away doing its thing. Then my mind gets blown a second time for how NH transmits back to Earth with only 12 watts. 12 watts—that’s not even the wattage of a decent light bulb. The spacecraft’s signals have been diluted to the point of being…

U WOT M8?!

If Bill doesn’t say, “Game over man! GAME OVER!”, I will be very disappointed...

I was hoping they would film this from a top down perspective. :(

I thought it was the other way around? Give the engagement ring back, but never expect gifts to be returned.

I DARE you to become a graphic designer. I F***KING DARE YOU.

Honestly, do you have any idea how much this is going to cost me?

Jobs was a renowned asshole. I knew a few people who worked with him before he restarted Apple in the 90’s and even though he had convinced everyone to put their life into the company, he dropped them like a brick and ran with the money to restart his own failure (Apple was a failure back then)

Most... Awkward...