I bet you’re a ball at parties...

Have you read anything written by Tyler? He's one of the most thorough and respected authors on Gawker.

It was a LaFerrari but, you're right. Fuck those bastards.

Stop feeding my obsession for Defenders. It’s driving me batshit!!

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“was in employment”

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

U WOT M8?!

If Bill doesn’t say, “Game over man! GAME OVER!”, I will be very disappointed...

I was hoping they would film this from a top down perspective. :(

I thought it was the other way around? Give the engagement ring back, but never expect gifts to be returned.

Honestly, do you have any idea how much this is going to cost me?

Most... Awkward...

Well then i guess it’s true that there are idiots on both sides of the political spectrum

I went to a funeral for a teenager and the service sheet was written in Comic Sans.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

If they’re looking for a restorer who will work cheap...

Captain Ramius likesh thish posht

Shuddenly, I forgot my Charlemagne.