Pshh Catholic are by far the most liberal Christians because we grew up with that nonsense and really just carry much of it out for the sense of tradition and so our moms won’t give us side eye.

Classic miscalculation, that because The Rock is a macho stud other macho studs would get it. More realistically if straight men dabble it’s with men who have more ‘pretty’ or feminine features.

My four year old niece LOVES Darth Vader. LOVES HIM. I can’t visit her without getting force choked. (In related news never try to be fun uncle unless you want to do the same joke LIKE A MILLION TIMES. A MILLION HONESTLY. I know you’re only four but how is this not getting old for you?) She’s down with Kylo Ren…

Dear Mr. Not Spielberg,