I trust the Repugs are aware that all this costs money

“Haha! So excited to do this instead of work! Haha! I don’t actually believe in the system I rely on for my job! Haha! All hail petty bullshit!”

The only good thing about this is that we’ll get four whole years of this awesomeness:

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Because these children dress like actually children unlike the kardashian kids who look terribly uncomfortable at all times...

No, high- end escorts make less than that generally and she’s not a particularly iconic adult film actress. (Offering Jenna Janeson $10k would be cheap) It is however OBVIOUSLY very insulting and gross to assume she was “for hire”

I should preface this by saying, I think Donald Trump is gross and his campaign for president is like something you’d see in a 2000AD satire comic. That said, is it weird that (allegedly) offering $10,000 for sex makes me think he’s a cheapskate? I mean, yeah, it’s a shitload of money to me - but he’s (allegedly) a…

Back when I worked in OB/Gyn (like a year ago), our family planning clinic got a package with white powder in it. It was sent to us by some pro-life org with the intention to scare us. It did - but partly because the staff person who opened it was pregnant herself - and it was very scary before we knew it wasn’t…

In the 70s-90s it was in vogue for actors playing law enforcement on TV to taste suspicious white powder, grimace, and report it as cocaine. So, while it would be extremely stupid to go sticking strange powders in your face holes, there’s a tiny chance that people actually might do it.

Hillary is so brave.

For a limited time only...

Normally, he is pretty empty with his threats, but I think he may actively go after these women (even though I am positive every single one of them really did get assaulted/harassed/wronged and doing so would shine a bigger light on his actions) and have some impossible figured tied to each of them to make up for the…

I WONDER FUCKING WHY WOMEN WOULD BE HESITANT TO ACCUSE A RICH HIGH PROFILE MAN KNOWN FOR SUEING ANYONE FOR ANYTHING OF SEXUAL ASSAULT. MUST BE BECAUSE THEY ARE LIARS.

Basically, Donald Trump is like a loathsome talking doll that comes with only two phrases: “It’s rigged!” and “I’ll sue!”

Sorry, I did not mean a Democrat would cause the stocks to fall. What I intended to say was that some have credited the uncertainty of the 2000 election results caused the stocks to fall. If Trump decides to challenge the results and digs in his heals, it may cause another fall.

As a brown person who gets called a Muslim by rabid assholes, I’m actually afraid of Trump’s followers going unhinged.

yeah, totally possible, though I’d like to think that at best, that’s a fringe movement from either side and without any military backing, they wouldn’t get terribly far.

They were kicking around a random data fact this morning about how 45% of the country was prepared to not accept the results. While that theoretically wouldn’t interfere with the process, I could totally picture at least one side showing up to the inauguration, the white house, etc. and try to force their way in like…

I love that her reaction to dying of green poop is to text her cool aunt.

A few weeks ago my 12 year old niece and I shared Cookie Monster blue ice cream at a baseball game. A few days later I got panicked texts about how she was about to die because her poop was neon green.