Flake might be the most aggressively fiscally conservative Senator on the Hill. For the past 2-3 years he’s been doing a March Madness bracket for the most wasteful government spending programs, and his comms team is always looking for other ways to make fun of ridiculous programs.

I’m sure, as a Republican politican, Jeff Flake has also been an asshole at some point about something...but god damn, he deserves praise on calling out this waste of money.

Hell, what’s he asking for it? Could be a good deal and I love those GMC trucks!

I would rather see kittens die than root for the Yankees. I would rather see the the Cardinals win and I hate the Cardinals. I want the Angels to catch them despite my Angels fan conservative relative. I am a bred-in-the-bone Yankee hater because I was raised right and I am raising my child to do the same.

Have to give FanDuel credit for finding this bearded guy to appear in their ads, who is repellently horrible as the product he’s representing.

That’s the saddest bear I’ve seen since Andrew Sullivan quit blogging.

A. Kelly’s general ineptitude +

Is it toeing the line? Is it really?

He was white, and a cop, so they sure as hell weren’t going to use their guns.

Got halfway through and had to page back up to see if Magary wrote this.

What if I suffered from debilitating depression for most of my younger years and am only now starting to make up for lost ground? Is it okay to be honest with that?

I feel like Drew was over his shoulder, shedding a tear, so proud watching his boy grow up.

Hey, I’m not good at social queues and I’m an adult who only visits Reddit when I’m EXTREMELY bored. Some of us just aren’t good at that kind of thing.

Dilated pupils happen, but she has to be way too excited for it to just be from conversation.

You say you’re not a sportsball fan and yet you acted just as any Iggles fan would turning down McNabb merchandise.

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if a move like this was pulled on me. Would a 2000-2001 Iverson crossover literally break my ankles? If Messi pulled this shit on me would I just audibly tear both sides of my groin? These guys routinely make the best players in the world look like fools, but would it legitimately…

to your 2nd point, that’s exactly why I clicked

Two things: