Jesus, the viral marketing for Digimon has taken a dark turn.

Provolone is always the right order.

No Uniqlo at all? The fuq?

That’s not a bad idea, actually; it kind of makes him feel like an elemental force. A tornado that carves through island after island leaving bodies behind. It would, at least, make him feel more “real” rather than some shadow on the wall.

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

I’m not a millennial but Jesus, the bigger cunts are their parents. Leave Millenials alone. And this age old tradition of bashing today’s youth is so boring.

He’s right you know. This country is so entitled. Why just look at this football player who was upset about all the times he wasn’t invited to the White House just because he didn’t win that years Super Bowl. I wish James Harrison had been around to straighten him out.

When I was a college coach, I cannot tell you how much I would have loved to ban all our players from social media. I don’t say that because I was concerned about the team interacting with and seeing negative press. Mostly I say that because social media gives rise to a whole host of problems that can fuck with team…

It’s kind of similar to how Deadspin is happy to take a non-story here and attempt to provoke 15 minutes of faux outrage.

I agree. And this sort of lockdown hurts the Gawker bottom-line, as when kids do stupid, newsworthy things online, Gawker makes money.

This wasn't a Dabo policy; it was enacted by the senior class a couple years ago and has been a policy voted on by the players every year since. Not sure why this is anything new? Tons of teams do the same thing.

Considering the PC police will turn dumb ass, snarky, etc comments into national outrage, it kinda makes sense.

I think it’s hot take weekend with Wong, or something. yay

Snoopy certainly did not kill the peanuts. He’s just one of the many parts that changed over time. If you prefer the older strips - great! But don’t label him a murderer just because you do.

...Which become encoded in some humans. I think this piece proves that men do not hold a monopoly upon obvious explanations condescendingly delivered.

NASL Legacy Nicknames (Vancouver Whitecaps, Seattle Sounders, Portand Timbers, San Jose Earthquakes) >>> all other MLS nicknames.

I don’t think you outrun them, but you zig zag, like with a crocodile.

Er, “robo”...?

Been there. Am there. My cat says hi.

I’m glad I’m in a long term relationship because if not I think I’d just give up and become whatever the male version of a spinster is.