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It’s not like college football was invented and had most of its traditions developed in New England or anything.
If it has one throwaway gag as good as My Dinner With Andre action figures, it’ll be worth it.
The difference is that Adam Sandler formulaic isn’t funny
The problem is, no punishment the NCAA could impose would ever actually fit the enormity of the crime. How many wins should the team have to give up before we call it even? 100? 1000? Trying to express outrage over this kind of actual criminality through sports punishment just trivializes it, I think. Which I suspect…
That is (largely thanks to Jay Leno) how late night talk shows ended up. But find yourself some old episodes of The Dick Cavett Show or Carson’s Tonight Show, and you’ll see even the conversations with guests are way better.
I know it’s trendy and fashionable to hate on the American healthcare system, but it’s worth noting that in literally every other country in the world, he’d already be dead. And what’s an exclusive, experimental treatment for the rich today could be inexpensive and universally available tomorrow.
Sure. You could point out that, as a millionaire sports celebrity, he’s now qualitatively different from the kind of people that get shot by police, more likely to get the O.J. Simpson treatment than the Michael Brown, so he’s disingenuously drawing attention to himself or associating himself with a movement he’s not…
Of course it was a hoax. Having National Cuban Sandwich Day implies that every day isn’t Cuban Sandwich Day, which is absurd.
Are we going to see a Spanish-language spinoff of DS or any ex-Gawker properties? You already use Spanish language clips for some sports, and three of what I would hazard are your top four sports by coverage volume are big in Mexico, so it seems like there’d be a lot of room for synergy.
The last one is at least an accurate translation of the French, no one can fault you for that.
This raises an important question - how easy would it be crash a recruiting event like that and pretend you’re a highly valued high school star? I can imagine it wouldn’t be too hard, since most images associated with you would be in full game day getup, so you’d just have to know the names of some recruits and guess…
How much of this is for him and how much is getting kicked back to a doctor supplying his athletes with steroids?
1. Why are tabloids and clickbait articles so obsessed with the word “Mom”? Is it supposed to sound cool and on trend? Because it sounds like struggling with English to me.
If they made the robbery story up, they probably told it first to USOC officials to get out of trouble (I don’t know if there are rules or guidelines about when they have to be back) or to justify borrowing petty cash or something, if they blew all their money on drugs or prostitutes.
Imagine what choice words Chase Utley must have for Deadspin’s Philadelphia contingent.
Everyone thought it was a Peace Moon.
The modus operandi of every Star Wars product since Empire Strikes Back ever has been to simultaneously disregard established facts of the universe while making reference to obscure events and characters.
He doesn’t have to sign a lot of things. The more you sign, the more illegible your signature gets.