See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D
I'm not saying that it's you....but it was definitely you.
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Nothing is going to lose Trump the evangelical vote. He could murder Mike Pence live on TV at the Southern Baptist convention and he would still get the evangelical vote. Because white American evangelical Christianity is Trumpism.
More seriously, Mike Pence is never going to give up The Precious. So then the only way to do it would be at the national convention. And that would require delegate wrangling and wheeling and dealing. A president can’t simply “replace” his or her vice president at whim; they are both elected officials in their own…
Fitting, and absolutely true:
It’s not over:
It took me 10 years of jealous admiration/resentment on the sidelines before I got pulled out of the greys a couple of years ago (if you include the ancient invite-only commenting system that preceded it), and I was so goddamned unreasonably secretly proud to win the seal of approval of a real Deadspinner that it’s…
Good to see Tiger Woods win a new Dyson air purifier for winning that golfing contest.
Cool; more importantly, since your psychotic overlords are apparently passive-aggressively trying to run this site into the ground, what can we as readers do to support you guys? (This is only off topic because said psychotic overlords deleted the “Note To Our Readers” post)
God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!
The Llyfrgell search engine wants to know if I mean “A Brief History of Longer”.
“You want change? Go run on the ‘racist asshole douchebag’ ticket.”
“I’m not prejudiced, a white male in this country has very few rights and they’re getting took more every day,”
I’ve been a straight white male for nearly 40 years now and I can’t think of any rights I lost. I’m guessing this guy is one of those “I gave the mail girl a friendly squeeze on the bee-hind and now it’s like I’m some kinda monster!” types.
Bbecause he’s “not a racist!” But just fine with being a homophobic asshat.
Why did he feel the need to bring up his black friends after calling someone “a queer?”
The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory
Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.
Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.
I haven’t been a Lebron fan since the bullshit decision nonsense when he went to Miami. Then, as a Laker fan, when he signed with LA, I was ambivalent at best about him signing. Now, after his HK taek, it turns out he’s still the vapid, self centered jackass who did that decision bullshit. What a surprise.