This is even more impressive than Jose Canseco hitting a homerun with his head.
I'm not saying that it's you....but it was definitely you.
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Stepping on their dicks the right way.
It’s always heartening to see the Cardinals lose, but to see them lose like this? Just goes to show there’s still some good in the world.
...if Joe Horn Jr. was on another team wearing a different colour jersey...
the five phases of Guys
As long as the zombie film continues to copy and paste Romero’s image of the zombie, then it will continue to feel as uninspired as 2019's offerings. Otherwise we’ll continue to get what they give us: attempts at funny zombie movies that only seem trapped in the rules of their genre, rather than trying to break free…
It is a funny thing that even in protesting white privilege we sometimes revel in it. It’s a complicated thing. I’ve realized at times that I’m eager to cross confrontational lines at protests that the people of color around me couldn’t cross without real corporeal risk. It's not a black and white question of doing…
Man, you’d think so, but, uh, Roy Moore.
The staunchest Trump supporter in my family is rabidly pro-life and her support for Trump is rooted in the belief that he will outlaw abortion. According to my mother, said relative had at least 2, probably 3, abortions in her 20s. But that was different because she’s Jesus-y now.
Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.
low flying plane?
The only thing that can stop a bad guy in the women’s showers is a good guy in the women’s showers.
Solicitor General Noel Francisco told the court that LGBTQ equality will lead to men in women’s showers.
Yup. The theory is that if we stop discriminating against transgender people, that will break the magical seal that we currently place on all women’s restroom doors, and will thereby allow pedophiles to enter and attack children, under the guise of being transgender women.
To their credit they have been doing this, but to their...uncredit (sure)...we haven't heard much about it.
Right. I don’t believe they really give a shit aside from the pompous grandstanding, i think that just this once their pompous grandstanding happens to be the correct view.
The issue isn’t that they’re wrong in this particular case, it’s that they apply their principles in a transparently self-serving and intellectually inconsistent manner.
On Election Night 2016, several of my wife’s German, Polish, and French co-workers and interns came to our house for a potluck. I will never forget their confusion watching electoral votes come in, asking “Wait, isn’t America a democracy?” and laughing as we explained our vaunted representative republic. The French…
And he doesn’t realize that the majority of the democratic support would like to see ALL treason committing people thrown in jail. Biden did it? Great, arrest his ass too! Get rid of all the corruption, even if it means some democrats go down as well.