What you do is cut the bottom of the stalk off, it tastes like onions, chop them up and then strip the cattails top and mix the puff with water and boil to make gravy for the stalk strips. Actually tastes pretty good, especially when you have been out on a 3 day survival training exercise and you come across them.

Only if they promise that Congress will only pass laws that can’t violated. Good luck with that....