“73 Shots: Okuhara vs. Sindhu” Is probably Springsteen’s best overtly political song.

poor guy didn’t know the deer was Blitzen.

Deeron Sanders

Brian Urlantler

...and he’s bad enough to ensure a pretty decent draft pick over the next 2 years, so that’s nice.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

What do you expect? It’s not like the school is called Louisiana Personal Foul University.

“It took a while for the league to solve Rex, but when it did, he wasn’t able to counter.”

Onanism: benefits of, 1-496

“Cleveland Weed” sounds like the worst designer drug ever: “still makes you fat and depressed, but with none of the euphoria!”

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

Has anyone even confirmed that Kevin Fitzgerald is real?

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

I've been a Milwaukee sports fan for 30 years. I've never wanted someone to succeed as badly as Giannis, he is the easiest pro athlete to cheer for that I have ever encountered.

It truly embiggens Deadspin with its presence.

I found this article to be particularly cromulent.

I'll read it again on my daily monorail route tomorrow.