As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Why did he Lett up at the end?

I agree whole heartedly “This is a very good take.” - Kalvin Durand

You mean Ismael “The Rocket” Valdez?

Dan Pasqua. Ellis Burks. Lance Johnson.

Ron Karkovice

Take it easy on him, he’s witnessed a lot.

Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

How in the fuck did Mark Reynolds not make it to 300 strikeouts in a single season?

I think what Jez is doing here is beyond cynical and fucked up but... I believe it’s true. I have a amateur comic friend who... had an incident with him. Something about him trying to move her hand, her recoiling and saying “no, I don’t want to” and him reacting quite violently. I am paraphrasing from memory here, but…

Ranking Mars two spots higher than Venus is just further proof that Petchesky hates women.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

If Kyrie has something to say, I think he needs to say it flat out.

The Cornhuskers failed to realize that DeKalb, Illinois, is (no, really) a couple of buildings surrounded by endless corn.

I agree with you! Except:

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

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