If it’s a weird looking vehicle, posted by you, we already know its either a Volkswagen, or related to a Volkswagen, 90 percent of the time, a Beetle. Why? Because you’re Jason. If it was David Tracy, we’d know it was a Jeep. If y’all really wanted to mess with us, y’all would release a post where you and David worked…
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To not only have the money I would need to buy and maintain/mod/repair any vehicle I want, but to be able to buy any car I want and have it be legal here without any issue no matter the vintage.
Until really recently, there were still a few “new” Lexus LFA’s for sale. It’s my understanding that dealerships bought them in generic configurations because the Lexus dealers hadn’t sold cars like them before. No one wanted them because the only people who bought the LFA were people who wanted to customize it. They…
I’m officially old. Marking it down. This car does absolutely nothing for me. I’m a McLaren fan, I know this is going to be impossibly fast, have perfect handling, get 108mpg and reverse climate change. I should feel something, anything, but I don’t. I’m not trying to brag, I’m honestly confused.
Look everyone! I found the barely literate racist!
I don’t understand this particular character trait, as this movie is set too far into the future for Jim to plausibly remember a time when humans were needed to fix stuff by hand, but hey, I’m no screenwriter.
I want to know how a giant tentacle like thing ended up in the waste management system of a brand new intelligent life made death star.
Simplify and add buoyancy
Of course you can. It’s just mainly vertically.
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Meanwhile, my reaction if a Hippo attacks my car.
Of course it was a white, round looking front-end that it attacked...
Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:
Years and years ago, I was driving through Minneapolis, when I saw a Fiero on fire at a Mobile gas station on the corner. The driver was running out from the little food mart with the fire extinguisher and started putting out the fire. I laughed and thought to myself about how I’d only ever heard rumors of self…
This Tundra did 1,000,000 miles in less than 10 years so it might be the fastest vehicle in the world!
Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.
Another awesome article, Peter. Thanks for sharing.
An armored Mosler TwinStar Cadillac, without question. Especially if you're "one of those" dictators who gets shot at a lot.