Damnit I was totally with you until the not liking everyday dog behaviors stuff.

I would definitely rent that car

all that, and he got some guy to turn out a fetish video of him. I get that the bodykit guy has passion for his work, but this was a 4K ejaculation by the filmmaker.

That was like 1980s Robert Downey Jr

That really is a sweet color on this car for some reason. Reminds me of that Porsche commercial in the 90s that had all those weird colored 911s.

I’m not sure about “high quality cinematics” when at least 50% of this video was spent fetishizing three people that he gave nobody cause to give a shit about.

Holy crap that’s terrible.

Orlando is an absolutely terrible car town with practically nothing cool on the roads, (go to Miami or Atlanta and the story changes drastically) so for something cool at all to happen in town, in secret (Maybe the Porsche guys knew), then basically disappear, that kinda sucks. I’d have loved to see this on the road.

It makes me suspect that some of the top people they hired to make this show either 1) Weren’t big fans of Top Gear or 2) Didn’t like the show at all. That’s about the only way it makes sense that everything felt like an approximation of Top Gear, because the showrunners were missing the essence. And that essence was…

But it’s the Citizen Kane of car shows

Yep, this generation is easily best-styled Civic of all time, when it doesn’t have a spoiler on it. I didn’t even think it was a question that every generation after this has had that vaguely spaceship built-in ugliness.

But the emails

Yep, as far as they’re concerned the Republicans are just their “team,” and since the team won the game, everything afterward is just the postgame party (and by that I mean they’re going to drunkenly fuck up the place and leave it for somebody else to fix, then bitch at the people for not fixing it fast enough).

Well alright thanks!

About 90% of Republicans would have approved of the Trump transition even if it wasn’t happening yet. That’d be like asking them whether they approved of Vladimir Putin if he straight up said “I made Trump president.”

It really is one of the most amazing cars you can buy. I’d say “make it into a wagon and it’d be perfect,” but that’d be hideous. As is, just an awesome car. Way cheaper than it should be, fast as hell, much better MPG than it should get, and it’s theoretically cheap to fix. 

This is roughly the half-dozenth reply to my comment (which clearly and specifically referenced a statistic about the general population) that assumes I’m either 1) Talking about the guy in the video or 2) Talking about myself.

Your words have enriched both of our lives with not only meaning, but purpose. 

“We’re spending billions to drop a tube out of an airplane that’s not even very nice, set it on fire, and shoot it into space filled with metal balls, probably made in China, and they could fall on us any day. Russia did it better! Sad!”

You just spent three paragraphs explaining how buying a $20,000 car, that you may or may not be able to afford, for somebody else, is no big deal.