It reminds me of the 540i I had with the non-vanos M60. That engine really did feel gutless down low, but was extremely rewarding from 4,000rpm up. It’s the polar opposite of a 4-banger turbo car or American V8, which incidentally are the two kinds of setups that comprise 90% of the cars I’ve owned. I sold the 540…

Wait, three rows? Like not first class? I can’t imagine somebody of John Cena’s size (and money) being able to fit in a coach middle seat.

Wait, Pauly Shore was still enough of a celebrity to do a “show” 4 years ago? And he got laid?

I love that he’s accidentally admitting he’s not recognizable at the same time as explaining why he’s going to get recognized.

He’s hugely grateful and hops in the car.

I’m still waiting for a story about a famous Republican with a twist ending where they don’t act like a complete piece of shit.

That’d make a hell of a lot more sense. What millionaire would go around to random stores trying to get free shit when they have more money than God? The damage to your reputation for trying to bully store clerks into giving you things would be bad enough. And I’ve seen Michael Jordan cry so I know he cares.

Those planes are loud as hell though. It’s not like airliners where they have sound-dissipation stuff built in. The jets are just ludicrous. My friend lives in San Diego and at night you’ll hear the loudest jet engine noise you’ve ever heard, think it’s a plane going mach 3, look up and, nope, it’s just cruising along…

But you have to

Yep, the word for years has been he can’t get anywhere near his high notes and keeps showing up drunk or high or something where he can’t physically finish performances and it’s just sad.

I don’t think that’s gonna happen

Hey he wanted uncool, so it was

Dangit you just reminded me of my 83 240 wagon I had for 10 years and “will never sell.” It took my brother and I up a blizzardy mountain near Asheville NC, then back down again, without dying even once. I slept like a log in the cargo area with the rear seat down as my brother drove down the mountain.

Yeah that’s more “Nice Omni. What? Oh, sorry.”

It’s a lifted wagon, but this is as close as it gets to the uncomfortable end of the gray area between “fight the sheeple” and what your neighbor who wears flannel but can’t start a fire would drive.

You need to add “One-dimensionally dismissive yokel” _____. The redneck. I haven’t even bothered learning his name. That guy already is annoying enough just on sight. He needs to shut the hell up and drive the car. His shtick got turn-this-off-and-never-watch-it-again annoying halfway through the very first “joke” he…

You need to not do that

Wait, that’s real? That looks like The Onion.

And? You could be stabbing a monkey in the passenger seat while doing 80 in a 65 zone and they’ll arrest you for that, and then give you a ticket for the speeding.

Illinois is a terrible counterexample there. They vote overwhelmingly Democrat in elections that have no districts (presidential and US senate elections), by a nearly identical margin as their allegedly gerrymandered legislative districts.