If you’d ever been to any of the Florida cities listed here, you’d know there’s plenty of argument to be had.

I don’t trust any list that refers to Florida’s 90+ degree temperatures with swamp-level humidity for 7 straight months of the year as “great” weather. It’s horrifically oppressive, even at 7 a.m. in October. The feeling of heat never really goes away from May-October, unless a 24 hour freak “cold” front sweeps…

It’s a county that runs like a city. I can already tell this will be the most fun and necessary comment thread in this post.

I did, but it wasn’t really worth it until finding out the finances and that Sardar Biglari ended up running the whole thing himself. For the 500 words before that he was just typing for the hell of it.

Incidentally that gif syncs up with Deadmau5's “Professional Griefers” instrumental remarkably well.

Never seen a car doin’ the Humpty Dance before

Better than sitting across from Jesse Eisenberg all day. I’m still pretty damn sure his “character” in Zombieland is autobiographical.

Yeah I’d love to know how he’s regarded too, though I’d think it’s as simple as “what a wierdo.” The guy claims to be president of Afghanistan after saying he was running for office (in a non-election-year), claiming he was now president after no election was held, and then making edicts calling for the deaths of…

How terrified would you to be playing on the same court as that guy who Bram Stoker’s Dracula’d himself across the court out of nowhere like that? Then he just leaps up like it’s nothing, this 6'8" 250lb monster roaring up from behind you to haunt your dreams.

Dude c’mon

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

As if all the other days that gun control advocates say “this much access to guns is clearly insane” we’re just being “political” instead of trying to be adults like, you know, the rest of the civilized world that already figured this shit out years ago.

Could have done an ocular patdown.

knock a civvie off his bike

there’s a special ‘quiet start’ button for those of you who don’t want to announce your “midnight club” shenanigans.

As far as I’m concerned, that thing is, and always has been, a supercar. It just has the engine in front of your balls to protect them so it’s kind of confusing.

Damn this was good

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Yeah I’m not a big fan of riding heavy bikes in general just due to the unwieldiness, but this is a nice extra reason. Most fun I’ve ever had on a bike was my Hawk GT, which weighed somewhere near 400 wet. Had to pick it up from down a couple times, and it was easy to lever, but God knows how that’d work out from the…

I’d guess the excruciating shattered leg they might have to amputate factored into his general immobility.