That’s kind of amazing that so many people go 20-25mph over the limit that they’re not even the “big fish” the cop’s looking for. Around here 15-20 over the limit you’re definitely getting pulled over.

Then again, when you’ve got a cop in front of you you’re gonna pay way more attention than if it were just a normal car.

Jesus. In Orlando you can do 10mph over, casually cruising past a cop and he won’t bat an eye. I’ve never seen somebody pulled over for 5mph over. I personally have never been ticketed for anything less than 15mph over.

He refused a lawful order to slam into the back of the cop.

Speaking of things I didn’t know about until this thread (and wikipedia), TIL that my car is a Level 0 autonomous car.

Reminds me of when I went to bike week with sharpie all over the exposed cords on my tire so they looked like the rubber. Fun times.

That’s the confusing part of all this. They have their normal fit, finish and design, and that’s really only come about in its modern form in the last 15 years, and now they’re supposed to leap up to Bentley levels?

Well shit

This doesn’t happen often, but I really wanna bone that turbine outlet. That monstrous pipe is a thing of beauty.

They don’t show the pilot and passengers all aiming their fear-pee streams straight down out of the helicopter to provide the additional thrust.

This definitely proves the universal adage that if somebody makes a car video to show off the sound, the camera’s microphone will be terrible.

Yeah he’s a shoo-in to win the All-Drug Olympics

I’m pretty astonished you didn’t get burned for this by somebody like Blueberry Jones, who probably rolls her eyes more often than she breathes.

Let’s start with it being about a year into the presidential campaign cycle and a chick who looks exactly like one of the top candidates had never heard of him before.

Damnit this is the perfect excuse to take my tiny $400 sailboat back out again. It’s so perfectly Yacht Rock and incognito.

“Hey intern, get me a Campari will ya?”

Yeah, this. That’s pretty retarded they tried to make the faux outrage “they weren’t even wearing a seatbelt!” argument like somebody in the bottom of a lake would just calmly wait, belted, for the officer to walk up and give them a speeding ticket.

Taking a wild guess you didn’t read the main reason why she’s not leaving. Hint: She burns through money like a Hamptons mansion on fire.

“Joo-jario”

What if they put a set of fake balls on the back and a pushbar bumper in front? Surely something can get SUV buyers to leap back into a car that’s faster, more efficient, and (frequently) hauls more stuff.