Anybody retarded enough to tailgate a cop doesn’t deserve any sympathy. That’s license revocation as far as I’m concerned, out of stupidity alone.

So you want him to lose that Darwin Award?

“You’re an Idiot, Just let people pass.”

This is the one thing that removes the brake-checker’s excuse, and it’s a good rule to go by. If someone catches up to you in the fast lane and you can move over momentarily, you do it. If the lane is wide fucking open next to you, you have no excuse not to move over.

I agree. Though it does seem morally bad to brake check somebody, if they’re the kind of dick who

Hey I’m pretty sure Ben Carson has paintings proving it’s true.

That’s what minivans are for. But minivans don’t have a set of fake balls on the outside masquerading as a real set on the inside.

You don’t get to play the dad card if your theory is that everybody who says this is just making it up, like we’re all just racist against SUVs for fun.

See this is what I tell my wife and she doesn’t belive me. One of these days the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th car are gonna all go down too and she’s gonna be damn glad I bought that 6th car.

You can build a Lotus 7 clone in your backyard with scrap parts using any engine you want. Let me know when you slap together a Chiron.

The Chiron is a giant high five to every car guy in history. It’s the pinnacle of everything that every car guy has worked toward. It’s the epic dream of four wheels, an engine and a seat. It’s what God would drive. It’s just damn glorious.

Hey at least that (Brazilian?) dude managed to get the wheels spinning for a while. The ‘vette literally only did a burnout on his clutch, and the dude was so clueless he kept the pedal down for like 30 seconds. Ludicrous

That has nothing on the greatest burnout of all time

I’m getting sick of this Deadspin trope about how if you’re older than 13 and brought a glove to the game, you’re an idiot or a wuss or something.

“Now take, like, a tree, and get outta here”

That tree must have been pretty steamed

On the other hand the dude’s name is Dealio.

You’ve gotta keep in mind that car still has more than 300hp. The fact that it’s the slowest in a lineup of very fast cars doesn’t somehow make it not fast.

Such a kickass way to go though if that’s how it went down. That’s what I’d want.

“He can drive, just not very well.”