That’s a solid recovery to a pedantic response.

I wonder if anybody’s ever tried to shoehorn those 22s into an SRT-4

Damnit that’s gorgeous. Now to find some wire wheels for my E34.

Definitely agree on the freakish way Vipers translate to real life. It looks like the size of a Charger or something, then you see one and it’s more of a Cobra. All those damn lumps...

Yeah but as soon as they’re chromed for real they look hideous. Weird how taste works like that.

That’s my point.

That would be just brutally fucked up considering how recent that was when that ad came out.

I thought time went backward after Cadillac’s origami era. I apologize for not remembering Japanese cars currently being made.

Hm, I don’t see an awful lot of Escalade drivers getting gunned down around my area, and those guys are assholes by default.

If by “nuts” you mean they’re literally an anthropomorphic set of testicles walking around and hoping you notice, you’re absolutely correct.

Yeah I figure 4 rotors might actually sound alright, but the 2 rotor, it just sounds ridiculously mismatched to a car. It’s like when that guy threw an S2000 engine into a Corvette just to troll people, only the Mazda made it to production.

Well that settles that inconsequential tangent to my point.

Yeah I’m the same way, just with tiny BMWs, Miatas and motorcycles instead of rotaries.

There’s a big difference between that sound coming out of a motorcycle and it coming out of a car. I see scooters all the time that sound like that Mazda. It doesn’t sound inappropriate coming out of a scooter. Incidentally I don’t own a scooter, though I’ve been a motorcyclist for more than a dozen years. The Honda…

Hey I didn’t either, but it had always sat poorly with me watching that car do three things I’ve never seen a car do in sequence before (and I’ve been to drag strips more than 20 times):

That nasal chainsaw sound at all times has got to get pretty old in a hurry. There’s a lot to be respected with rotaries: the fantastic outside-the-box thinking, their huge hp per liter, the mechanical efficiency, but the sound is just horrendous. It sounds like you swapped a MarioKart engine into a regular car as a…

It was a joke, because Forza is a video game, which is different than real life.

A pneumatic/hydraulic/magnetic system that could make any car wheelie on command.

HEY you stole my idea!

That probably needs industrial girders to hold the engine.