The internet already taught me to never get my oil changed at one of these places before I could even drive, but every one of these stories reinforces it.

“Oh thank God it wasn’t us for once”

I’m not given to crassness but “Degloved zoo penis” really spoke to me.

“2.5 times the stock power output”

That’s a good point about the boost blowing out seals that were never meant to see it.

Yeah that’s hit me the last two days too. Only place it happens. Weird

I don’t think you know what “literally” means.

#yesallchrises

It aint

1) EWWW

Jesus that Vantage looks huge. It’s like a 3:2 scale model of a real car.

“I just took a $400 Taurus Aston Martin as a trade-in with that steering wheel. Nice.”

“the only reason 60 year olds don’t seem old anymore is because you got older too.”

I should have suggested a C7 that comes from the factory with 200,000 miles on it already. Totally would have gotten #1

Jesus

It was Chris I bet. That damn Chris

Oh man that sucks

Oh man, that last scene, the awkward...

“whatever nerves lurk in the softer meats of the deep armpits”

That’s kinda my reaction to most of these posts. Makes me think I should up my game a bit.