You’re right

Lighter, roomier, harder, better, faster, stronger, pointlesser.

Yeah they did look nice. Still just pointless though, unless you want a truck but don’t really want it to use it like one.

That was such a bizarre period for Aston Martin. They had what looked like a rebadged Jaguar XK that had fewer cylinders, and were charging something like $50,000 more for it.

I’ll see a Mitsubishi on the road that’s beyond 10 years old maybe once every half a year. It’s a damn event when that happens. They’re almost as disposable as Daewoos were.

That might be the prettiest Zimmer. Actually looks pretty damn nice compared to a lot of cars back then.

That’s gotta be a record for comment brevity-to-grammar-error ratio.

I used to hate on that Toyota Camry Lexus ES so bad until I rode in my friend’s mom’s ES330.

Oh man, F all of that. That sucks, but seems par for the course for Richard Petty.

Holy shit this was perfect.

There are people who absolutely love those things, but they’re absolutely hideous.

I pray for your soul when the Rain Men arrive to bitch about how the Maserati was supposed to come out before the LeBaron.

The first gen Harley Davidson F150 leaps to mind. It was an F150 that already existed, except they reduced the power of the supercharged engine, and slapped logos all over it.

Those things sold in absolutely insane numbers in Central Florida. Until about 2010 you couldn’t go a few blocks without seeing another one.

Depends on what you mean by “ruined.” They’re so valuable these days that it’s rare I see one that’s gone beyond new wheels, lowering and a single turbo conversion. I don’t consider that ruined. Back when the market value hadn’t exploded, they were way worse.

Yeah they’re basically a caricature now thanks exclusively to their owners.

Well when your life is going really well, anything that goes wrong isn’t just an inconvenience, it’s a crisis.

There are a bunch of inconvenient parts in the Bible about being nice to other people, giving to the poor and all that. Those get ignored a lot. Thankfully so do the parts about stoning your kids to death for having a potty mouth.

Snow is a Christian weather effect.

Damnit I got to this after I’d already replied. I apologize.