Correction: Cars

Well if you pull the fuse for the exhaust firecracker igniter it won’t do it anymore. Simple mod.

Yeah my 25 year old BMW 535i does this too. It’s just engineered into some cars, with a special chip from eBay and a partially functional throttle position sensor and some holes in the exhaust. It’s like a symphony.

I’ve always had a fascination with that car since it was so freakishly unique for Jaguar to build out of nowhere.

Their purchase pricing strategy really seems more like the price I’d expect from the mob who knows there’s a body in it.

Counterpoint: a Tesla can’t make it to space.

Correct response: “I’d agree with you if we were attaching the hitch to the Sport Trac part of it, but the hitch bolts to the Explorer part.”

You’re right that older Bentley has four wheels too.

Not gonna lie: I thought that SUV’s name was a joke placeholder until they released the real name. Get ready, Bentley: A trailer park reality show mother’s pageant daughter is shopping for name infringement lawyers as I write this.

Oh c’mon

Why is the Goonies racist and sexist?

I’d disagree with the age thing, but there are definitely certain people who should never touch a car.

Yeah this about covers it.

Considering the Expos and Matt Williams got cursed the worst by the 1994 MLB strike, maybe their doom has been foretold for decades and only now become realized.

Well having an exotic wood deck for a tonneau cover certainly helps. It makes that adirondack chair I built for my wife look like a pile of scrap.

Even in their awful days, that 2” thick carpeting made up for a lot.

I can’t imagine what bizarre life situation I’d have to be in where I could afford a brand new Rolls Royce convertible but couldn’t afford the “expensive” one of the two, and actually getting judged on that.

Well it’s Rolls Royce so I’d say at least 10.

Here’s the thing about jokes: Generally speaking they aren’t used to sincerely describe the feelings of the teller.

Well truth be told, a lot more things than the roof are conspiring against a Miata being quiet. My NA spun about 4,000rpm in top gear on the freeway and only contained about 2,100lbs worth of metal, rubber and cloth. Everything in that car made it louder.