This is going up on a wall somewhere right next to a Bear Bryant speech.

That must be a horrible memory for Matt Williams. That poor guy had 43 home runs with 47 games left in the season when the strike stopped it. He never came close again.

Jesus that kid was doing everything he could to run into the path of that car. That guy’s either a hero or really did the world a disservice.

I don’t think you know what the word “proportions” means. That car’s proportions are nearly perfect. You can disagree about design all you want, but proportions are...proportions.

Oh my God I just realized from the ad that 130hp V6 was the optional engine. That Cadillac came standard with an 88hp four cylinder, almost daring you to have the balls to share a drivetrain with a base model Cavalier that did the quarter mile in more than 20 seconds and would outrun the Cadillac.

Depending on jurisdictional laws, the court costs can be huge.

“Maybe we should name ourselves the Chordvettes, like chords in our music.”

This reminds me of people who told me when I was 16 to definitely fight every ticket, because most of the time the cops won’t show.

Yeah it’s kind of mind blowing how with all the knowledge coaches have from decades of the sport progressing, somehow after all of it they still will punt the ball in statistically idiotic situations that we’ve known for years to be a bad call.

$20,000 more though? For that kind of money you could build an E34 that could outrun a fucking Veyron.

Well in this case it was a transcription error of newton meters instead of ft lbs. That engine isn’t making an astonishing 95lb ft of torque per liter. It’s something like 240lb ft when transcribed correctly. For reference purposes, 89lb ft per liter is the highest specific torque ever measured on a gas powered piston…

As a longtime E34 owner I really want to vote NP, but it isn’t. The price isn’t nice for this car.

That was still a great heads up play for a (commentary is cut off by mute button momentarily)

To your second point, if your kid dies, you could very well be rendered so mentally destroyed that you can’t work. Money helps there.

Unless you’re Tony Stewart, who did the exact same thing (walking onto the track to yell at another driver) before this incident and who miraculously was not killed by that driver.

Yeah it’s weird alright. I’ve only seen a squirrel that wasn’t the general grayish brown once: a black squirrel in Central Park NYC. That’s it.

God that would have saved so many of the pedantic non-sequitur posts that followed. But they would have found a way. Somehow, there would be something to nitpick.

Since you’re up top, I’m gonna put this here: