So you’re clarifying that rice, a thing that’s so ubiquitous that it gets misapplied to everybody with a Japanese car, does in fact exist at all.

Yeah that’s what I noticed too. That guy still had the power down after he was already pointing toward pedestrians. That’s just world class asshattery.

That’s avant garde yet avec garde. Ballsy stuff, Auto-Banksy

Reminds me of taking Karate class in community college. That much movement and exertion led to explosive accidental farts by our sensei. That was the hardest I’ve ever had to hold myself back from laughing.

LA Fitness has free childcare while you’re in the gym, and they offer lots of free yoga classes. If you hold out long enough when they sit you down with their creepy salesperson/gym membership signup guy you can get a membership for $30/month.

Considering how bare bones they are at that level, yeah, that’s frickin nuts. But these days the big three are making most of their money off SUVs, and people are suckers enough to pay whatever they ask, so the gouging is horrendous.

The Zappa kids’ names were so clearly insane that nobody would copy them (and, sure enough, it hasn’t happened). The problem with names like Jagger is they create a bridge of plausibility causing other parents to think its ok to give their kids insufferable dipshit names like that. It’ll turn into a fad instead of…

Should be an annual cleanup to get rid of the valley rats.

Seriously just fuck everything about all those kids’ names. There should be a sterilization law for parents who name their kids like that.

Well holy shit that was long. You appear to have a better selection than all of Central Florida combined, and we have some very good junkyards. What you have is just ludicrous.

Well, the climate and geography reminds them so much of the Middle East.

I know what you mean. I’ve been looking for that front left fender forever. (there’s a strong chance this is not what you mean)

Reminds me of the one chick at the local UPullandpay who if you get her, you’re paying twice what you’d pay if any other cashier is there. It’s like she has a vendetta against customers.

Best trick I’ve ever heard is removing a car door, filling it with turbos, putting the door panel back on, and buying “a door”.

So’s the pedantic rejoinder

TELL US YOUR ENDGAME

Apparently revenge is best served colder than the Rockies.

Ultraviolet really

They’re all the “gorgeous” and unique Jaguar XJ.

Could always do what my crazy friend did and literally put it in a bedroom.