Well no assumption necessary, because he literally told us he made it, but what if it was a wounded vet or something?

Are you honestly that lame at this? Not everybody can vault the seat when some dick in a bro-truck goes rogue.

Exactly; If it were up to this guy I wouldn’t have watched A Million Ways to Die in the West, because he already hated Seth McFarlane because of Ted. I didn’t like Ted either, but A Million Ways to Die in the West was one of the funniest new movies I’d seen in years.

Because he deliberately prevented the guy from getting into the driver’s seat?

You’re aware that there are people who love their cars, don’t want them dented, and are poor right?

Reminds me of my brother who bought his first car, a Jeep, in high school, immediately took it to this muddy dirt pit where all the off-roaders go, and immediately got a diff hung up on a tire hidden in a bog, at night. We were seriously off roading for about 10 seconds.

This is serious deja vu from last year.

Well that’s nice of you but you have to keep in mind it scares the shit out of people who see the dented beater parked next to their car from 100 feet out and then have to endure flashbacks of body shops and insurance adjusters as their heart sinks walking through the parking lot thinking “not again”.

Wait, that scuplture weighs more than 240,000 pounds? Most houses don’t weigh that much, and they certainly aren’t built on a footprint that small. That’s nuts

Exactly. The truck driver in this case was just completely missing the point. They don’t put dumpsters or FedEx boxes in the first space in the lot. This was probably at the back.

I don’t agree with parking in two spaces, but it seems like this guy tries to avoid being a dick by parking in empty areas, even if he is taking up two spaces.

“Women are not always willing to believe you.”

Because of this very thing my policy when selling on CL is if the person asks a question that’s already been answered, I’ll just ignore their email. Same with somebody who can’t put together a sentence or even be basically polite.

Not only that, but after you’ve been totally explicit in the ad and in your responses to questions, they’ll get it, decide they didn’t want it, then tell eBay that the product was “not as described” to get out of it.

This is the greatest twitter account in world history. And that includes every Donald Trump parody.

Jesus, looking at that angle it’s like they straight up ripped off the 3 series then grafted an amalgam of an Infiniti, a Mazda and an Acura TSX onto the last two feet of it.

See this is why I hate the kind of ‘grow up, person watching kids game’ mockery I’ve seen on Deadspin about how adults shouldn’t be able, by social mandate, to bring a glove to the game. Sure, they can pay $200 to go to watch men playing a kids game, but the moment they bring a glove, they might as well bring…

He’s a regular Mike Mapletheny

That is the crux of the joke, yes.

Thanks for doing this. Hopefully you can keep a long run going.