The video also reported about 100 less people entered than the article says. Makes me wonder what the hell else the contemporaneous video got wrong. This article seems far more comprehensive, so I have to believe it’s more accurate.

Someone starred me in here so it resurrected this in my mind. Getting hit in the nuts is a hundred times worse than getting hit in the dick. It’s a whole other ballpark.

When I saw “brake” spelled “break,” I finally realized this wasn’t a joke.

Man the whole video of that is a classic example of how monkeynuts baseball players look in a brawl. Alcantara charges the mound, takes a drunken swing that seems to caress the pitcher with a comforting softness, the pitcher misses a swing then leaps away, and Alcantara smoothly spins around and then decides he’d…

Yeah I’m a Giants fan and even I think that’s about as dirty as a slide gets. Well, except for the one that took Buster Posey out of the game for a year and kinda ruined whatever little speed he had.

Yeah at mine I was completely in the dark throughout. You just trust you're gonna still have all your teeth and be able to walk the next day.

Jesus. A couple years ago I drove a 30-year-old drag car from Orlando to Baltimore through the night during a nonstop rainstorm. We're talking like 14 hours over more than 900 miles and I'm not even sure I took a piss.

But he plays for the Dodgers, the Milky Way galaxy’s Great Satan

Yeah that's pretty nuts considering it seems to have 90% of its peak torque from idle to redline, in a massive 6,000rpm-wide hump.

I literally own the mechanical twin of the truck you referenced. Pretty sure it tops out at about 80mph. You learn a new meaning for underpowered when turning on the AC subtracts some digits from your freeway cruising speed.

That 3.6 has the flattest torque curve I've ever seen. That would be crazy boring to drive but talk about tractability.

“Fly ball to deep right. Fielded by Andrelton Simmons.”

I give it 5 minutes before a drunk hobo figures out he can be people’s stunt-breather for a couple bucks a pop.

Andrelton Simmons has a lot to live up to, being named after Andre the Giant, Elton John and Richard Simmons all at the same time — all of them great men in their fields. Andrelton’s field just happens to be an actual field.

I’ve always hated the Avalon because it’s only bought by terminally boring people, but those boring people can now do the quarter mile in the low 14s in an automatic FWD beige paper bag.

Makes me want to buy a base model Porsche 914 or 924 and see what happens (I can’t afford even the cheapest old Ferraris these days), if anything. Seems like every other Porsche that predates 1995 is going up in value.

Nevermind that the 458 is damn near their base model that’s faster than almost every Ferrari ever built.

Kinda ironic but my friend had a mid-90s Land Rover Discovery that had green dash/illumination that looked so nice that I replicated it in my 1990 Camaro.

That would explain the artificial "stupid person accent" that at least one of them seemed to have.

200hp from 2.5 liters in a pickup truck is just insane. That's 80hp per liter, which is ringing pretty much every horse possible out of a 4 banger of that displacement. No wonder it has a powerband that's so high up in the revs.