It’s allowed to not be real, but when you clearly hired technical advisors who have never opened a hood or drifted a car before, and that shows up on screen, c’mon. The movie entirely about driving cars fast somehow has “danger to manifold”

And the absurd ssq blowoff sound while the nose destroys the intercooler yet the car drives away fine is a nice touch.

They wanted their cars to look as cool and be as loud as possible while hopefully nobody was within view to see how cool it was, and also hopefully not within hearing distance of the second loudest possible way to steal a safe.

Wait, you wrote “not true” then didn’t refute his post, and then pressed publish like you were dropping the microphone?

It was almost like they asked “What parts could not possibly fail on a car?” and then just had those parts not only fail (or become endangered), but before everything else.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna say this on behalf of a lot of people: What?

Well yeah, this is Deadspin.

Never would have thought so many cosplayers were champion level breakdancers, but damn.

If you think that’s bad, I’m in a realm I’ll call “Supergray” on Gawker, where my posts are seemingly unviewable no matter what. No black, no gray, I am literally the only person who can see them. Every other Gawker media site works just fine.

Well yeah, because I’m not an actuary.

That’s my job as a defense contractor*

Thank you for whatever that is.

See that's the thing about a joke: It means I don't care about what's in the joke, because it's a joke. Jokes!

If computing speed provided a visceral experience, you’d have a point. But they don’t. They silently do shit in front of you.

Right. No car guy worth his salt just shits on a thrilling speed experience like that, just because “lag”. New turbo cars I’m ambivalent about, because they for all intents and purposes are NA cars, but c’mon, don’t shit on the big-turbo lag-lag-BOOM cars.

Joke's on her when it breaks down.

It redded me out when I typed it correctly, and the line went away when I did it that way.

I’m going to put the blame on the big car mags, starting a long time ago. Those guys could not stop bitching about turbo lag, ever, even on cars that didn’t have it at all.

MLB umpires said that they’ll call “most strikes” as strikes.