This man is braver than I’ll ever be.

If there was profit to be had in not losing bags, Capitalism would’ve solved that problem ages ago.

Aren’t all personality tests complete shit anyways? I remember when Myers-Briggs was all the rage and everyone was putting “INTJ” at the top of their tumblr profiles, and recently some psychologists said that test was about as useful as a horoscope.

I’m old enough to remember Henry Ford II railing against safety mandates, saying that consumers are not interested in making cars safer and air bags are too expensive. He was very wrong.

It should be Wankpanzer Commander.

Tesla just made those 3 toggles a single button.

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

Yeah, I’ve had people tell me the maintenance on my car would bankrupt me, and, tbh, my ‘it’s totally reliable, bro’ Japanese sport sedan was the one that tried to do that, not my nearly-antique German coupe.

A former boss had a Jaguar E-type, finicky ass car in so many different ways, but damn was it pretty and it sounded fantastic. Was totally worth the trouble to him.

The 328 Hommage was bonkers in all the right ways

Panther Pink. Proof:https://www.dodgegarage.com/news/article/heritage/2023/02/panther-pink-six-pack-challenger-t-a.html

We rented one of these in Hawaii when they were new. For whatever reason it was one of the least enjoyable cars I’ve ever driven. It was very difficult to see out of. And it handled sort of wonky too. 

Every car can serve briefly as a plane. 

Mentopolis was so rad. Big fan. 

No. No, it doesn’t.

Yeah, that Lucas fuel injection is this car’s Achilles. Not the worst if you live in the UK where there still exist specialist tech shops that deal solely in Lucas FI. In the States? Forget about it. Haha

Oh my God Hank’s fun facts. So hilarious, creepy, and somehow slightly erotic all at the same time.

I knew what clip that would be before clicking through, Hank is great and...if anyone on the planet could get and survive cancer, in a twisted way I’m glad it was Hank because he educated millions of people about the treatment process in a way that will sadly be of a lot of value in people’s lives for decades to come.

And he is probably one of the greatest guest stars on Dimension 20 which is a RPG show.