I’m sure he’ll fire the legal department next.

Hearsay suggests that most of the people who are staying are on work visas or something similar? But I can’t say how accurate that is.

Probably lawsuits.

I’ve heard of defunding the police but this is ridiculous!

When asked for comment, the sinkhole replied, “What can I say, ACAB.”

I personally think Mike Judges’ Idocracy  was prophetic. Give us just a little more time and it will be fully realized.

“Surge pricing” also known as “profiteering”

Absolutely. Gotta be way easier to source than the real deal. At least the good stuff, formaldehyde tastes awful.

Ethical vegans are by definition not motivated by aesthetics, so of course they can.

So basically we’re at the “fuck astronomy” stage of commercial space exploitation.

Damn, it went to crap so fast you’d think Elon bought it.

That's an expensive tribal tattoo

Volkswagen Amarok 4x4 diesel with a manual transmission.

The VW Golf Country

What if we mail CDs to everyone in the world with a copy of the Twitter client. We then give them like 300 hours of free Twitter access and after those 300 hours we get them to pay a monthly fee.

scuttling perfectly good ships is ecologically abhorrent.

Nice to see an example of all that free speech Elon just paid for.

Not a car, but just about any three wheel ATV. They were so dangerous due to roll overs that there was a stop sale order put on them in ’88.

This. Fuck Tesla, fuck Apple.