“You’re the villain because you let me do this.  I’m doing this because I need to be stopped,” is some straight up super-villain shit.  Fuck this guy.

He might be saying he ‘wants to get caught’ so that the ‘exploit gets fixed’, but fucking up people’s games is not how to do that. Just because you say you have noble purpose doesn’t mean you aren’t being an asshole.

No Dice.

4. Play Battlefield 1 instead

1. Don’t

so basically civic si that offers an automatic 

Delorean. I feel like they didn’t even try to paint the cars.

Stuff!! you know, the crimes!

Well OP's comment certainly aged well

But the current model means you have to buy the whole roll of duct tape, then when you next need it it's disappeared and you need to buy another. Library model means you use it and pay a few pennies per inch for what you used! 

Mitsubishi Eclipsarossa MR2 V6

Per the seller, the previous owner stopped working on the car when “a friend and British car mechanic that was helping him with the electrical and carb set up passed away unexpectedly.”

Eh, give it 10 years and canada won’t even have winters anymore.   

The cowards are using children as human shields, and you’re defending them. Fuck you.

Ah yes, those wholesome, God-fearing American companies would never— What’s that? Henry Ford published 4 volumes called “The International Jew: The World’s Problem”? And Hitler had Ford’s portrait in his office? And Ford Germany gave Hitler 35,000 marks as a little 50th birthday present in 1939? Oops. Oh there’s…

Hate to break it to ya about ol’ Henry...

It’s kind of funny... every single thing about this car is terrible and I still find the black-painted wheels the worst part. This trend must die.

I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but:

Question: how would you fund the government and the country then?

A forgotten gem.