An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

my inner Stannis Baratheon

Yeah, sure totally.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

Okay, we have Chinese and Hispanic, but how do you feel about black people?

You could've made a better point without all the racism, gabacho.

You sound like a real peach. 

Why the multiple racist shithead throwaway lines? Scumbag.

Wait, what does this mean?

That paper floor mat says “I just got some bad news, time to unload this turkey.”

Ooooh a cheap Rover, I don't see how that could end up being super expensive in the long run.... 

Why shouldnt the midwest get one? North Haverbrook has one! That’s where the Monorail is KING!

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint,” he writes.

30-70 would be fantastic! I don't care how quickly I can stop on it at a red light. I'd like to know how quickly it gets up to speed on an on-ramp or for passing or on fun back roads

It’s already stupid, it’s a test of launch control and tire grip.

“ (go look at Twitter and Reddit and tell me I’m wrong).”

Alright, alright. I’ll take a taxi instead. Sheesh.

For The Love of God, Who Gives a Shit.

Someone on Twitter joked that this ad shows “a courageous journey of a woman transforming her body from 116 pounds to 112 pounds”

“Ignoring the issues.”