“rise, darth foreskin”

Give the $26 million directly to Planned Parenthood.

Hah! I wasn’t paying attention and just copied the numbers on my screen without thinking. It’s 200 hours on foot, according to Google maps.

^Dumbest dumbfuck any of us will come across this month.

No, FancyKristen does not ever make contact with JFK. FancyKristen goes to Teterboro where her one of her Gulfstream 650s is waiting.

“Say hello to my little mule.”

Just commenting to say that the newest iteration of the comment notification system is the worst yet. 

Replying to show that I was hear for this moment.

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Better sports car than a 911 is a tall mountain at half the price of a 911. You need to have a better interior, better fit and finish, better ride, better reliability and last but not least better performance. For half the price. Not even corvette does that and it is a sports car to start with, not a truck. So good…

“also has to be a better sports car than the Porsche 911.”

I just hope it is big enough to hold an f150 like that image. The sight of that massive truck weaving through traffic with 911 capabilities will terrify all.

I thought your girlfriend in high school was Canadian.

Is an electric motor not a motor?

I mean, it would have generations but a lot of people consider the Porsche 959 and Ferrari F40 to be the first two, XJ220 (debateable) and McLaren F1 following those. Technologic advancements in the 959 were incredible for a street car.

“Or being seen 50 ft off the ocean surface, maybe they are just looking for whales?”

Ah, someone else remembers the Jalpa existed!