Some of us are old enough to remember when Fox launched as the “fourth channel” and it was very culture-defining for the time.

This is a preview of how I will eulogize you some day.

Does it really matter if your electric rocket ship can go 0-60 in 1.8 seconds while the other guy’s car can “only” do 1.9?

“Just because I voted 100% of the time with Trump, defended some of his comments, and ignored his racism, doesn’t mean I’m a bad guy. He’s gone now. Can’t we just get back to true Republicans ways? Fucking over everyone not white and getting the rich richer?”

This article has been up for 40 minutes and I’m the first one to slide in with a Mega Track pic? Y’all can just leave your Jalop cards at the front desk.

Soon to be SEMI S3XY, or S3XY SEMI, depending on how you feel.

a beautiful troll of the old-school +1

When the nations define themselves by their religion, nationalism is about religion.

As crass as this comment is, I’m having a hard time disagreeing with it.

+1 Crusade

I am dumber for having this thread. So many fucking stupid cliched comments.

I agree with everything except that Polestars should always be blue.

Kinja makes this gif unintentionally better :D

Fantastic. Please - the narrator must, after reading “the Orchids of Asia Story” announce that it was the Heat of the Moment.....

Surprised law enforcement didn’t catch on sooner; they’ve got a neon sign out front advertising their services. 

If your show car is a 4 cylinder Grand Am, the kids weren’t getting an inheritance anyway.

You drove from Syracuse to Savannah 4 times per year?

Obligatory:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.