Dude we get it. You REALLLY want Musk to be your friend. We understand. 

Ironically, he jokes about being a white guy in the ATC audio.

“It wasn’t a terrorist incident”

In other words.... it was a White guy

Got it 

Civil asset forfeiture is a massive scam, and as somebody that also uses sketchy means to acquire cars I can’t otherwise afford that is saying something

nah, the dream—and we’re the same age, so I think you know where I’m coming from—was the A3 Golf wagon that was never imported here.... at least it was on the Vortex forums around the turn of the century... 

You could always bag your Toyota.

“I don’t understand this modification/culture, therefore everyone else should also hate it!”

I can tell you EXACTLY why your VE30 Maxima was doing this! It’s the camshaft position sensor! When it goes bad there’s absolutely no way of knowing. I went through a 7-page black and white Japanese print writing diagram and used my symptoms of the car going into limp-mode or straight up dying on me and not running…

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“Take that, libtards!”

They have special sacs near their cloaca that store excess pressure. Releasing the sacs gives them a turbo effect that allows them to swim at supersonic speed. Next question?

(Somewhere over the Pacific in the 1940s) American pilot petty officer Congrats Redmeat is in the cockpit of a cool plane. His copilot Hank Rattlesnakes sits behind him.

You know, you made me double check what I wrote. I, in fact, did not say “good” anywhere in my post. “Trashy fun” is all I wanted.

This article is pure GOLD. This is what Jalopnik should be all the time and exclude all the bloody political crap. These types of articles with such depth of knowledge sharing are the kind you want to save for generations ahead of us.

This is good, nay, great Jalopnik.

the Ranger is unique in the mid-size segment

Pools are stupid,

Jerry Rice would like a word. 

That’s cool. What’d you guys talk about?

One time, my dad was on vacation partying in Miami and saw Randy Moss at the bar of a restaurant. He asked if he wouldn’t mind saying ‘hi’ to me if he called me on the west coast.
I was a teenager at the time, in Seattle, playing video games when he called. I was a big Moss fan and liked him even more because he was…