Every single case these officers were involved with need to be re-examined. If I was a defendant or a defense attorney involved in a conviction based on evidence from/testimony by any of these officers I would absolutely demand it.

Oh fuck off. I don’t have the resources available to run for office — I don’t have the money to fund a campaign, and I’d have to quit my job to make time, and that ain’t happening. On top of which, my employer doesn’t let me run for a partisan office while I work for them.

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

What are you, 12 years old? The E36 M3 was a watershed car when it came out. It was never considered “awful,” except possibly by the bros who lauded over the E30 M3 (not as quick as you might be led to believe) and whose mommies bought them E46 M3s. Lots of guys traded their E30 M3s for E36 M3s.

The E36 M3 was faster,…

“I would say kudzu, but you’d plant it, go to sleep, and wake up to 500 miles of interstate your entire world completely engulfed.”

I would say kudzu, but you’d plant it, go to sleep, and wake up to 500 miles of interstate completely engulfed.

Any “man” of any culture who claims that the women of his country, school, town, neighborhood, company are “his” is a low-life piece of shit and deserves any misery or humiliation heaped on his sorry ass.

“Taiwanese men in particular are extremely suspicious of foreigners, believing we were only there to steal their women (which, to be fair, many of us were).”

You woman stealer!!!

*shake angry fist*

Against their wills, they were made to pay him for being a fucking pig.

The more I read this stuff the more I am affirmed in my decision to elope and eventually throw a bangin’ pool party “reception”.

This is just to remind everyone that the 86 is meant to be a modern AE86, and it is WAY faster than the original. Anytime I start to think my tS is slow, I get in my AE86, and rediscover that the modern 86 is faster than the Supra turbo I had in college, more than capable in daily traffic, and has enough power for the…

Twice in the past I’ve posted a link to the private screening of Woody Allen’s latest film that Beyoncé held for Jay-Z’s birthday last year, and not a peep from the writers or the comments. But Taylor Swift bakes a cake for a friend and it's something to be discussed... welcome to Jezebel 2018. 

Russian Bots trying to influence the vote.

Wolfsburg via Hapsburg

Fucking you, liar.

Suspension can provide reliable grounding even in intense vomiting professionals

“Feel that fucking wood,” I screamed. “Tell me if you can ‘feel the grain’ now, motherfucker! And,” I said, stopping him for a moment as inspiration struck me, “feel it with your face.”

Or they had a bad day. Let people enjoy things. 

FK - “I want the wood in my Bently to be made from 1000 Bonsai trees instead of 1 normal tree”