My best friend got me an Xbox 360 that proceeded to outlive every fucking thing, I couldnt even induce the red ring of death in it when it started not reading disks (In a Midsouth August of 102 I wrapped it up in a black trashbag turned it on and let it sit in the sun for like 5 hours and it wouldnt overheat. Pissed…

Well no shit they didnt. And if they actually did it wasnt in the report and/or the footage/results were lost.

“We are going to offer a mod package that enables Cybertruck to traverse at least 100m of water as a boat.

Mostly just need to upgrade cabin door seals.”

I mean besides the fact that a live action fortnight movie would be about dumb af. The only way I would want Zack Snyder to film it is if he hooked digital cameras onto 1896 camera lenses and filmed everything in a front lit green screen environment with 1930's mics. So he can create his “vision”

We used to take my friends caddy and put baking sheets under the rear wheels and pull the parking break and have a drift mobile in the parking lot like we were on snow. but with sparks. 

if it is free I am ordering one and looking for some donor car to install those motors and batteries into. like a 1976 Cadillac 60 Special Brougham d’Elegance or Fleetwood Talisman, 233in and 5400lbs of car. 

I mean you can... it will just be on a trailer.

And its gone.

You want bicycles???? in that game? They cant even get walking right without getting stuck on invisible walls or fucking pieces of paper.... and you want them to add bike mechanics????? Are you high?

it is only bad if your not old and not trying to fuck yourself to death

Sadly there was no Adobe. 

There are absolutely no left of center politicians in elected positions of the federal government. 

I honestly thought that was a editorial typo and his name was mark wayne mullin and thought it was odd they were saying his full name. 

where do you hide it exactly in a dual cab? do criminals just not look in the back seat windows? and bench seat? when the fuck is the last time there has been a bench in any vehicles front seat?

All of those is ugly as fuck and you will never convince me that the Ram doesnt have a cleft pallet. 

where are these mythical places in the US that people traverse 500 miles a day uphill in snow both ways to work and home a day? even with the electric vehicles that only have a 100 mile range it would fit the needs of 90% of americans if apartments and street parking had level 1 chargers.... or electrical outlets at…

That is what I was going to say, I cant wait to see the Toyota Celica Crossover. and the Toyota MR2 crossover convertible.

Gets free rent a lot of other places too alone with 50 tax breaks to build a battery factory.

MY brain kept reading it as “Ford Probe Recalls” And I was thinking what could possibly need to be recalled after 30+ years

It is easier than welding a brand new aluminum cast off the line.