Your nails are matte opaque, hooked at the ends, and wider at the tips than the beds like those spatulate Slurpee straws? Really? I've never seen natural nails that grow wider as they grow longer; usually it's only badly-done acrylics that do that (same with the way they seem to curl at the ends). Also, the hangnail…

There wouldn't be a game if assholes like him didn't play.

It absolutely is taxable income, if it's over a minimum amount. Especially when it's so obviously done as a business—which buying out a store's entire stock specifically to resell indicates. I don't know if 1099s are sent out, but yeah, having done this so publicly and being so open about his intentions, this guy…

It sums up the modern WORLD. Other countries have their share of selfish shitheads, too.

Yep. Oh, Jade. I wonder if her mother still fluffs her regularly?

Ugh, they're horrible, aren't they? Acrylics gone bad.

When I had my life-saving emergency surgery a few months ago, my agent sent me a Venus Flytrap instead of regular flowers because he guessed flowers weren't my thing (he was right. And he is awesome).

That was my immediate thought too; I remember watching it on TV (although I saw it on the evening news in the Central Time Zone, so it cut off just before he pulled the trigger).

I really don't understand why people are acting shocked that more people at Komen aren't resigning or whatever. Um, Handel didn't do this all on her own; the board etc. obviously wanted this, and hired someone willing to take the heat of doing it.

Didn't he get called for intentional grounding on that first play, too? (I'm not in the US so couldn't watch.)

Hey, I rooted for the Giants just because I don't need to know any of their personal stories to know I hate the Patriots almost as much as the Bills. :-) (I'm a Dolphan, so...)

I'm an underwear-tucker, too. Or a tights-tucker. And I've taught both my daughters to tuck their shirts into their tights. :-)

SO excited for this movie! I saw the stage play in the West End a couple of years ago and it was fantastic, so I imagine the film will be awesome.

Actually, he'd probably tell you to lighten up, where's your sense of humor?

Yes, you should have, dummy. What are you, a woman?

I've wondered that for a long time, actually. Never really been a fan of the Komen foundation, not sure why.

I may be misreading/misunderstanding the point of your comment, but I have a very hard time believing the Komen people were unaware of her politics before they hired her.

Yes, exactly. And me too—the idea of vaginal delivery completely panicked and freaked me out, not because of pain fears (I was determined from the beginning to take whatever they'd give me) but because of past abuse etc. that just made the idea of it EXTREMELY upsetting.

Ha!

I really liked it. I felt really in tune with my body and empowered by it, which I know sounds dorky but it's true. And it costs like $4 for a basal body thermometer, and that's it; no more money to spend unless you want to go ahead and use condoms on the "unsafe" days.