That's not uncommon in pregnancy, actually (although it's usually from constipation not diarrhea).

And why none of them are wearing horrible yuppie Laura-Ashley-esque ankle-length skirts.

But he was with Amber Waves!

OMGAWESOME.

Yeah, he called her a pig a few times. And dude, you're getting that mad because your daughter didn't call you and you actually set aside time for her so how dare she? Seriously? Shouldn't setting aside time for your child be a daily occurrence? How much at your beck-and-call do you expect your child to be, when she's…

I can't decide what bothers me more: the grossness of that analogy, or the fact that a grown man needed the concept of vaginal lubrication explained to him, with a visual aid.

Yep. Many, many things anger me about this poster, and that's one of them.

Yeah, am I the only one not thrilled at the idea of having to explain "I'm so horny!" to my young daughters if/when they see that movie poster? Geez, even movies like 9 1/2 Weeks managed to keep their posters essentially G rated.

There's almost no such thing as a false positive on a home pregnancy test; false negatives are very uncommon but happen, but false positives almost NEVER. Like, so almost never that it's statistically impossible, at least according to my doctor.

LOVED the Girlfriend's Guide! That was my favorite pregnancy book by far. What To Expect was just too dull and self-righteous, though I liked the little "What your baby looks like now" drawings.

Which is why I said, "If you read to the bottom you'll see it's not just that particular product, it's any kind of huffing."

Yeah, speaking as someone who got that sort of tirade from my mother on an almost-daily basis, I can't forget that one either. You don't say that stuff to your kid out of the blue; if you're comfortable speaking that way it's probably something you've done before.

Those are actually more comfortable/easier to walk in than 4-inch heels with no platform; the platform means you're actually only "wearing" a 2.5-inch heel, at least as far as the angle of your feet is concerned.

Perhaps Ms. Thornsberry would have done better to use all that crusading energy to make sure her son followed the court's order not to contact the girl?

Yes, they are. I'll try just about anything but that's one I'd never go anywhere near.

No, you don't. Huffing anything is really dangerous. Honest. I'm not usually one to give anti-drug speeches at ALL, but that's one I'd never go near; I've heard too many horror stories/seen them on the news.

I agree. False accusations should be treated very severely; they damage all women.

I actually thought it was an extremely fair article. And I haven't seen anyone in the comments screaming for his head.

That was my thought, actually, that it's possible she was trying to get him to admit what he did.

Ditto.