Ha! I'm obsessed with nail polish and red lipstick, but mascara is a big one, too. I just tried the Model's Own nail polish, in Grace Green, which I love (that greeny-gray color is actually one of my favorite colors) and it's such a good polish I decided to check out more of their stuff. I didn't really look at their…

PMing you. :-)

I LOVE Barry M! Such great colors and products and adorable retro packaging. Their eyeliners are awesome; haven't tried the liquid but I have the eyeliner marker and love it (plus the regular pencils, which they do in such cool unusual colors. I never thought I'd wear a bright orange eyeliner but it actually looks…

Everything about him disgusts me. Everything.

Replying to myself because I'm not sure this is actually the place to mention this, but for the UK Jezzies, 17 makeup has a new mascara called "Peep Show;" it has a really pretty retro-looking pink tube, and Boots has it on sale until 25 Jan for £5.29.

Otherwise known as the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" look.

I've been wearing it forever. Platinum hair teased up, black liquid liner (sometimes with white eyeshadow), thick black lashes (sometimes fake), pale matte skin and red lips. I love it, men love it, and I will never give it up. :-)

Oh, man. I have this one very stiff under-chin hair that I've had for years. It's become a nervous habit for me to feel for it under my chin. I'll spend half an hour poking at myself with tweezers once it appears, even before it's actually long enough to tweeze.

Does he really not understand how keyword searches work?

Ditto, except I've never watched even a minute of a single episode.

Where did I say anything about your parents being selfish? Where did I say anything about the difference between marriage and living together, for that matter? What I said is that you don't feel different because—in your own words—you haven't actually committed to anything, and indeed you haven't; you're looking at…

Whatever. Congratulations on lying to your friends so they'll buy you stuff later, and on not feeling any different because you're not actually taking the commitment seriously anyway.

Yeah, I've done both (I'm current;y married), and there's definitely a difference.

I don't think the kids "Kids couture" is aimed at actually get to do stuff like eat sloppy foods. I think they spend all day in school or private ballet/piano/singing lessons, or with language tutors, and they only get to eat at mealtimes in a separate room by themselves.

Well, that proves it, doesn't it?

There's always room for Jello!

Right! I've never even seen him mention Judy Garland anywhere.

Oh, I know all about Rob Halford. :-) My older brother was a big Priest fan.

*applause*

Sure, Rosie, all gay men hate cars and driving and football, and are afraid of spiders. Just like all lesbians have buzz cuts and wear plaid shirts and...oh, wait. That's right, they don't, and if someone said that to you you'd get all offended.