Oh, Jesus Christ. Is your reading comprehension really that poor? I'm not throwing knives at anyone. I never did. It was my husband's ex-wife—the one you called him a "dirtbag" for leaving, because apparently you believe he was supposed to stick around and endure such behavior—who threw knives. My "situation" is that…

No, because they didn't come back screaming and threatening. I'm not really sure why everyone is making a huge deal over the number of cop cars, frankly; if ten cops are in the area, they may well all respond just because they're nearby, and stay there until another call comes in. They may have felt that someone being…

Yes, this. And you know, I've seen plenty of white women throw fits and get loud and belligerent when asked to quiet their Precious Children, too, and they've been told to leave as well.

Hearted! Between this and The In-Laws...

Excuse me?

Um, so "divorce is not a problem," but "Of course anyone who runs off with anyone while still married and with a young kid is a dirt bag!" and "Running off with someone else while you're married (and have a young kid) is a straight up dick move."

Well, thanks for calling my husband a "dirt bag" because he thought perhaps it would be better for his young daughter not to see her mother and father constantly at each others' throats, or happen to walk in and see her mother *throwing knives at him* and calling him names, so thought the child's only chance at having…

My money is on "bizarre gardening accident" next. Or "choking on vomit." But not his own vomit, someone else's vomit.

*applause*

Yes, it was. Horrible.

That's how I feel about calla lilies. They're funeral flowers and I have a deep superstitious fear of them; I can't stand them. My grandmother carried them at her wedding to my grandfather, and she had them again at her funeral four years later. *shudder*

And that's what I thought, too, that maybe @thatjessiegirl just has a shorter or longer cycle. Not to be poking my nose into your uterus, @thatjessiegirl. :-)

It's a great book, isn't it? I think every woman should read it, whether she's interested in FAM or TTC or not. So much valuable info about our bodies and how they work.

Premiere magazine picked it as one of the 50 Funniest Comedies ever.

Oooh, you have to make sure to let us know what you think!

You're welcome! Have you not seen the movie? (Or did you just forget that part/still find it funny?)

I know! I won't watch it either. I just can't see it being anywhere near as cool and funny and charming and awesome. And I am offended on behalf of Falk/Arkin et al. Just rerelease this one, rather than remaking it, you know?

Hahaha! I do that, too! Peter Falk is awesome. RIP, sigh.

Ha! Yay, I posted a video!

Hey, the tse-tse flies in Guatemala have been doing this for YEARS...