That is why animals eat theirs, actually, is because it provides them with enough nutrition to last like three days, so they can do nothing but nurse their babies and not have to leave them to get food while the babies are still blind, basically.

BTW, I love this comment.

Yeah, but again, I think you're A) overlooking the "eating part of a human body/cannibalism" factor, and B) making too much of a line that's obviously just meant to be humorous.

Mmm-mmm Uterus Crunch!

Yeah, I'm perfectly comfortable with my vagina, but that doesn't mean I want to eat my own organs. Or, you know, ANY HUMAN ORGANS/body parts.

"Let me ask you. Do you actually like placenta? Because I'm not getting the sense that you really /appreciate/ the flavors here."

See the above comments. I thought you were making a Planes, Trains, and Automobiles reference. (There's a scene where John Candy is selling shower curtain rings to a couple of barely-teenaged girls, claiming they're earrings. They're on the fence until he tells them the earrings make them look at least eighteen, at…

Also, the translator apparently translated "These are really pretty and covered in gems" to mean a whole big long sentence about slavery and Creoles and women of color and "pure freedom."

Those totally make you look at least eighteen.

Well, that's true. And I admit I usually keep frozen chicken tenders or fish fingers and frozen fries (I usually oven-bake rather than fry them) in my house, for days when I've just been really busy or whatever. I don't worry about that, though, because I figure my girls get healthy food most of the time, so that's…

You're joking, right?

Oh, thank you! Ha, you know, I actually used to fantasize about that? Real home cooking, for real people?

I remember seeing her stuff for the first time and wondering who the heck Lisa Frank was, and why her name was all over everything. It honestly didn't occur to me for a long time about the whole "branding" concept. I just thought it was weird that she labeled all her stuff.

Oh, thank you! That's really kind of you, I'm glad you found it helpful.

I never wear blush—as a slightly "ruddy" girl, I'm trying to get pinkishness OFF my face, not put it on—but Tarte's MuliplEYE mascara is the best mascara I've ever tried, hands down. Even without using the primer it gives my lashes that super-thick super-dark "Are those real?" kind of look.

Yeah, you know, I cook for a real family and worry about paying the bills, too. I've been a SAHM for a decade now, and although now I have a writing career my husband lost his job so I've been supporting us all on what I make, so we're still a one-income family and I do all the cooking.

YES. In their treatment of women, as well.

Actually, I think it makes you sound like a fantastic vegetarian. :-)

Yep. They're pretty gross, overall.

Exactly what I was thinking. Great, now people who get off on animal torture have a place to go! And maybe if we're lucky we can condition a few borderline cases to *start* getting off on that shit!