Keep it quiet. If Moscow Mitch hears, he’ll want Putin to get him one too.

Can’t wait for the Mach E Mach 1.

5 years later

US consumers: haven’t had a meaningful raise in decades.

get the hell out of Dodge. Finally, I want the car to be reliable

He’s too distracted by Tatas.

No, Yugo tell him that.

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

1988 CRX Si

IT’S A TRAP!

This rant would be way more appropriate if he were 37. And part of an autonomous collective.

According to this show, people can constantly oscillate between being completely good or completely evil, as long as they never land in the middle.

Where can I get a Honda Corolla? Craigslist?

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

More like CTS-VSOP. 

Dealer: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand. You come across a Saab 9-7x flipped over on its roof.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

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