Why?

Can someone make me a list of what kind of deaths are ok to joke about and which ones aren’t? It’s hard to keep up.

Keep the name but change the ownership to a potato.

That seems rather cruel and unusual.

Do you think he’s cool with the molestation? That doesn’t seem impiled.

That seems cruel.

I think most of those movies a case can be made for not nominating him (although Captain Phillips was a pretty egregious snub). Still, had Hanks had no prior Oscar wins they probably would’ve given him a couole token “he’s due” nods.

Yeah, the Union’s own efforts to keep non-union members from siphoning their revenue share has just resulted in creating a parallel, cheap labor market that lacks the ability to collectively bargain.

I have no clue what the practicality of this is but I wonder if the Union would stand to benefit from admitting minor leaguers as members and start negotiating for improved wages/conditions for newly professional players.

Then the government will shutdown again and the Dealmaker-n-Chief will again have to explain why he can’t make a deal.

Both. They’re both worse.

Uhg, go Patriots?

Trainer: “Gronk, what’s your favorite number?”

In my own mouth with my jaw wired shut shortly after getting out of surgery.

Your courage on the internet is truly an inspiration.

Childish.

Rude.

My guess is the last one. It probably wasn’t just a liability aspect, but just the nightmare of having to deal with a situation like that, in general. Humans have an amazingly high tolerance for things they know are awful just because they “don’t want to have to deal with this.”

What’d he ever do to you?

Is “quiet taps of typing and occasional giggles” what it sounds like in your offices or is she listening to some creepy ASMR?