I got that too, decided to just make my own version instead. Feel free to try it. I think it’s pretty accurate...

I think the price is wrong on that Astro. I’m pretty sure some chick will give you a blowjob to take it.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

This video would have been greatly improved if the trunk was filled with 12,000 Mentos.

Grandpa: “Look, I’m driving an Audi on a shit ton of coke! Pretty cool, huh?”

Kids: “That’s not how that works! That’s not how any of this works!”

And not that much cheaper

The fact that you even asked this question only proves to me that this site is in its death throws. Jalopnik is a car blog, SEMA is the epicenter of the aftermarket modification market. It is not open to the public, which would make the public’s main source for SEMA information the press. Do you have anyone at SEMA…

Would 8=D be the bro-truck?

I have always found it interesting that some military smoke screen generators work by, from wikipedia,

True.

Oh we got a badass over here.

I rather have this truck than a kick in the nuts. I’d rather have this truck than food poisoning. Hmm. I think that’s it.

Whenever I see facts like this I immediately think of internet armchair racers who will immediately jump at the fact and say “SEE! Those rich people are just plain STUPID for buying a McLaren or a Porsche! This car beat a dang ol’ Koenigsegg!”

So many good ones.

Soon:

Bondo, James Bondo.

9.11/10

Ya done good.

Just place Volvo dealerships inside Ikea’s.