Why wouldn’t he use this defense? It worked like a charm for Trump when the pussy grabbing tapes came out. “I’m not a misogynist abuser of women. This is just how I talk in private!” he said, and millions of Americans went along with it.

Yes, but to fetishize someone they have to, on some level, be attainable. Michelle Obama is with the President, when he leaves she will be with an ex-President and future *insert doing something awesome here* as well as being able to be *insert doing  something awesome here* herself. She was always out of their league…

They can’t fetishize her properly because she has actual power.

Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to…

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

“As a sitting board member you have amassed a record and established a pattern of behavior that is equally egregious and violates your oath of office and professional ethics as a board of education member,”

I thought that meant Trump fired him from being chair and I was like sayyyy whaaaaaat?

The constant flood of Michelle Obama comments over the last 8 years really do flummox me.

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

1) Lindsay Lohan became famous because of The Parent Trap, at least in my world.

2) There is already a Mean Girls 2 and it is horrible.

I wouldn’t want the sun to go down on me either. Having my genitalia incinerated by superheated plasma really doesn’t sound very pleasant.

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

I can’t believe that story’s still going around when it’s FAAAAAKE.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

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I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

“Madonna seems to lack the humility and persistence that are required for the study of serious art.”

If you’re a complete masochist, Kurt Eichenwald and Newsweek are doing an incredible job of reporting on Trump’s conflicts of interest, general bullshittery and what is possibly at stake. A sampling that will be sure to lead to hair loss and sleep deprivation:

A little O/T but I think I’ve found a way to survive the next four years, by combining our two favorite topics: kittens and politics. Because I can’t look at that bloated, orange fascist for one moment longer.

History book: “Donald Trump became the first President ever impeached while being sworn in as President.”