Blessed are the merciful, such as Tim Tebow, who is showing mercy to any and all baseballs he could hit in the…
I just ate your mom's last slice of lasagna.
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Can I just tell you I was a demo specialisst @Whole Foods Market for 12 years, and this thing fucking LASTED. I did New zealand Lamb on it and it came out great, with grill marks. Best thing I ever did? Grilled doughnuts.with vanilla Blue Bell...
Can I just tell you I was a demo specialisst @Whole Foods Market for 12 years, and this thing fucking LASTED. I did…
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You touch a ghost unaffected by a Power Pellet, and you die. That’s how it was. That’s how it should always be. This…
Wait...so how would the IOC even know if Lochte got held up or not? Were they there? Or did they just flat-out deny it for optics purposes?
That’s absurd, there are no documented instances of someone paying a firm to handle a large lawsuit on behalf of someone else.
Roger Goodell is going to fine his estate when he sees that.
Incomplete pass
That’s PI. He got there before the ball.
That throw is vintage Tebow.
I think that kid just died.
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To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.
He's got money and fame. That should make him attractive to 80% of women.
I mean even back in the day it was pretty obvious which was which.
Answering all in one: Do you have the sense of humour?
“No, STOP!”
That is what we call a “Boston Baptism”.