Twin towers of enlightenment right there.

Highly troubled here. Clutching my pearls and heading to my fainting couch.

The end will come just as fast for you. Make sure all of your stuff fits into a box you can carry onto the subway.

Cool story. I especially liked the part where you non sequitur into a racial comment.

I have one as well. It makes a much coarser extrusion than most presses do, and leaves enough solid garlic for some texture.

I have one as well. It makes a much coarser extrusion than most presses do, and leaves enough solid garlic for some…

Now all the movie needs to do is pass the smegma test and it will get the progressive seal of approval.

This is soccer taking over basketball. We should have never given them another sport.

It definitely takes the smug out of their sails.

It takes one to know one.