“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

Too bad Rogoway ain’t here anymore. He would have loved that one!

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

“Bwahaha xD oh man I love the putinbots on here. You guys have gone so far off the end of the disconnected/troll spectrum you can’t even be taken seriously anymore. You do you, buttercup.”

Well I’ll be sure to tell Crimea and Georgia that everything’s OK, since your family isn’t worried about it. Do your friends in Japan worry about China’s artificial islands in the South China Sea, or can we write those off as well? How about your cousin in South Korea, can he tell us if Seoul really needs to keep…

Yes, the cold war ended decades ago. China is not building islands to claim territory that isn’t theirs, and Russia did not invade Ukraine. Just ask 2012 Obama. LMAO

Compare to the 90%+ who supported invading Ukraine.

I can’t speak for the ethos of the typical Russian, but I assume they’re constantly fed the story that everyone their warplanes are bombing is a terrorist.

#NeverForget

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.