While Kobe Bryant was out there racking up 39 points on 37 (37! Thirty-seven!) shots

stealthy judgment

indeed.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu

That is my cat judging me for when I eat pasta for breakfast!

He is judging me right now for my choice of stretchy yoga pants with the holes, but you know what? I judge him right back when he decides to lick his butt-hole in front of company.

In his defense, Suggs says he thought Blount was mainly flex.

Agreed.

Yes.

He can be shitty and misogynist and still be right about racism, tho.

they beat a man so badly he now suffers from severe brain injury.

I heard:

If someone develops an app that just plays this on demand, I will pay $2 for it.

Well, you know what they say, you can take Kobe out of Philly, but you can't take the worthless loudmouth arrogant huge piece of shit fucking asshole egotistical jackass terrible human being out of Kobe.

See, that's when the gloves would come off:

He didn't merely break his leg, he fuckin judo kicked his own leg in half to get away from playing with Kobe. Jeanie Buss was calling him a loser as the ambulance doors closed.

Yeah, it's called Kobe beef for a reason.