Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

Report: RGIII Benched, Colt McCoy to Start Against Indianapolis, Producers of First Take to Spontaneously Orgasm for Next 15 Hours

I can't wait for Andre 3000 to play him in the biographical film adaptation: Stankonia

Ugh, poor guy. What a shame.

They discovered a third row of teeth in James Harden's jaw.

Her Angelina Jolie is spookily good. SPOOKY.

It's not only plausible, it's damn near probable.

Kanye West

HM that's actually a really good question. So we need to go down the list of gripes people have with Nickleback:

Oh right, Danny Kaye played the dentist. But yeah, doesn't make it much better being an OBGYN.

I predict this causing his health to decline, death relatively soon, and everyone forgetting the bad to remember the good. The Paterno effect.

How many is that now? I've been trying to keep track, but I lost count.

Once again I have a hard time seeing Cyrus indignant about hurting James' memory when he hurt him SO much in real life. Annoyed.

Whatever her name: "There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women."

I hope after this clip is widely disseminated, I see no more comments wondering "How did he get away with it?" or "Well why didn't the women just go to the police if they were really raped?"

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